This week Kevin and I attempt to tackle a diverse group of New and Chart-topping tracks from multiple genres. From Math-rock to Hip-Hip to Dancy Pop, we try to break down each track to its basic (both good and very bad) elements. Below is a list in chronological order, listed as Artist - Track Name with spoilered scores for each.
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58MB of MP3 goodness: Enjoy
Gaslight Anthem - American Slang
Kevin: 3 Trust Fund Art School Degrees
Micah: 4 Bruce Springstein Cover Band Camera Crotches
- Final Score: 3.5
Foals - This Orient
Kevin: 8 Strawberry Blunts
Micah: 6 Shuffling Dance Hall Treat Albums
- Final Score: 7.0
Flobots - White Flag Warriors
Kevin: 1 Self-Rightous Entitled Caucasian
Micah: 1 White Rapper
- Final Score: 1.0
Lady Gaga - Telephone
Kevin: 6 Malformed Hermaphroditic Penises
Micah: 5 Smoking Cigarette Sunglasses
- Final Score: 5.5
Jay-Z - On to the Next One
Kevin: 4 Overrated Producers
Micah: 4 Obama/Oprahs on the Text
- Final Score: 4.0
Big Boi - Shutterbug
Kevin: 9 BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHs
Micah: 8 Motorboats
- Final Score: 8.5
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This weeks winner: Big Boi - Shutterbug