This week Kevin and I attempt to tackle a diverse group of New and Chart-topping tracks from multiple genres. From Math-rock to Hip-Hip to Dancy Pop, we try to break down each track to its basic (both good and very bad) elements. Below is a list in chronological order, listed as Artist - Track Name with spoilered scores for each.

If you are offended by harsh language DO NOT listen to this program. We do not Condone, Suggest, or Recommend anyone listen to this show. Ever.

58MB of MP3 goodness: Enjoy

Track listing:

1. Gaslight Anthem - American Slang

   • Kevin: 3 Trust Fund Art School Degrees

   • Micah: 4 Bruce Springstein Cover Band Camera Crotches

   • Final Score: 3.5

2. Foals - This Orient

   • Kevin: 8 Strawberry Blunts

   • Micah: 6 Shuffling Dance Hall Treat Albums

   • Final Score: 7.0

3. Flobots - White Flag Warriors

   • Kevin: 1 Self-Rightous Entitled Caucasian

   • Micah: 1 White Rapper

   • Final Score: 1.0

4. Lady Gaga - Telephone

   • Kevin: 6 Malformed Hermaphroditic Penises

   • Micah: 5 Smoking Cigarette Sunglasses

   • Final Score: 5.5

5. Jay-Z - On to the Next One

   • Kevin: 4 Overrated Producers

   • Micah: 4 Obama/Oprahs on the Text

   • Final Score: 4.0

6. Big Boi - Shutterbug

   • Kevin: 9 BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHs

   • Micah: 8 Motorboats

   • Final Score: 8.5

This weeks winner: Big Boi - Shutterbug

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