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This week at least 1/3 of the bands reviews have a crushing addiction to denim and maple syrup. There’s some producers who have seen better days but still need checks in order to continue their bottle poppin’ habits, and a couple of bands that are, simply put, better off dead. Tune in to find out what exactly is wrong with music and what your options are for medical treatment from our trained staff of clinical rehabilitation specialist. This episode contains approximately 100% more ham disguised as bacon but thankfully is completely Nickleback free.
We are taking a week off so please leave comments/suggestions for us below.
As usual, the content/language/quality of our podcasts are extremely suspect and we cannot recommend that anyone listen to them, lest you enjoy being sonically sodomized. If the previous sentence offended you I suggest once again that you not listen to our show ever.
51MB MP3: Steve Perry
Track listing:
Crystal Castles - Celestica
Kevin: 6 Mexican Steve Perrys
Micah: 5 Canadian Composing Combos
Klaxons - Golden Skans
Kevin: 7 Excellent Covers of Grace
Micah: 4 Bad British Bands
Train - Hey, Soul Sister
Kevin: 1 Ukulele Punctured Liver
Micah: 1 Insufferably Inept Imbecile
Timbaland Ft. Justin Timberlake - Carry Out
Micah: 3 Past Prime Producers
Kevin: 2 JT Beatboxes
Roll Deep Ft. Jodie Connor - Real Good Time
Micah: 2 Wiley Wites Wubbish
Kevin: 2 Fat Kids Falling During DDR
Alexisonfire - The Northern
Micah: 4 Annoying Atheist Assholes
Kevin: 2 Dazzling Jesus Jean Jackets
This weeks winner: You, the listener. (Tie)
This week Micah and Kevin bring you a veritable chinese buffet of musical genres, with classic favorites to fringe items that are questionable at best. Anyone with severe allergies to awful may want just settle for a fortune cookie and the indignant stare of the wait staff. So come, eat your fill, gorge yourself on hip-hop, metal, and even a little drum and bass, we've got it all-- but dine at your own risk.
If anyone interested in having a track reviewed; please leave a comment on this post with the name of the track, artist, your name or email.
All of our podcasts contain extremely insensitive, often rude remarks which are not appropriate for anyone. If you have been offended by any type of speech whatsoever, or think that you might someday, do not listen to the following.
61MB MP3: Moose & Squirrel
Track listing:
Jay Electronica - Exhibit C
Micah: 7 Bad Rapper Names
Kevin: 7 Incriminating Stains
Florence and the Machine - Dog Days
Micah: 7 Religious Gingers
Kevin: 8 Bottles of Xanex
Bullet for my Valentine - Begging for Mercy
Micah: 7 Completely Forgettable Riffs
Kevin: 3 Indiscernible Welsh Accents
Pendulum - Watercolour
Kevin: 9 Alien Spaceships Invading our Planet
Micah: 9 "Live at Brixton" DVDs
Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
Micah: 2 Cuntry Music Cash-ins
Kevin: 0 Just 0
Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be.
Kevin: 3 Fergies From the Neck Down
Micah: 0 Degrees Kelvin Musically
This weeks winner: Pendulum - Watercolour
This week Kevin and Micah take a look at the the fascinating world of private school hipster music and all of it's ever-engrossing facets that make it so respectable and artistically pure. We'll also delve in to the current state of hip-hop, a genre near and dear to our white middleclass hearts, wrapping up with the triumph that is Jordan Catellano as he finally breaks through to the big time as a musician, even though it costs him his relationship with Angela Chase.
If you are offended by anything, ever, anything at all, then we highly recommend that you NEVER listen to our show under any circumstances.
57MB MP3: Tres de Mayo Especial
Track listing:
Sage Francis - The Best of Times
Micah: 5 Paul Giamatti Lookalikes
Kevin: 2 Slow Motion Snaps
MGMT - Flash Delirium
Kevin: 4 Tired Hipster Cliches
Micah: 8 Horrifying Videos
Kelis - Acapella
Kevin: 3 Extra Long Milkshake Straws
Micah: 6 Boys to the Yard
Drake - Over
Micah: 6 Unnecessary Ass Shots in the Video
Kevin: 5 Empty Sprite Bottles
Deftones - Diamond Eyes
Kevin: 8 Wildly Fluctuating Chino Waistlines
Micah: 9 Skinny Chinos
30 Seconds to Mars - This is War
Micah: 5 Jared Leto Movie Death Scenes
Kevin: 2 Episodes of "My so Called Life"
This weeks winner: Deftones - Diamond Eyes
This week Kevin and I attempt to tackle a diverse group of New and Chart-topping tracks from multiple genres. From Math-rock to Hip-Hip to Dancy Pop, we try to break down each track to its basic (both good and very bad) elements. Below is a list in chronological order, listed as Artist - Track Name with spoilered scores for each.
If you are offended by harsh language DO NOT listen to this program. We do not Condone, Suggest, or Recommend anyone listen to this show. Ever.
58MB of MP3 goodness: Enjoy
Track listing:
Gaslight Anthem - American Slang
Kevin: 3 Trust Fund Art School Degrees
Micah: 4 Bruce Springstein Cover Band Camera Crotches
Foals - This Orient
Kevin: 8 Strawberry Blunts
Micah: 6 Shuffling Dance Hall Treat Albums
Flobots - White Flag Warriors
Kevin: 1 Self-Rightous Entitled Caucasian
Micah: 1 White Rapper
Lady Gaga - Telephone
Kevin: 6 Malformed Hermaphroditic Penises
Micah: 5 Smoking Cigarette Sunglasses
Jay-Z - On to the Next One
Kevin: 4 Overrated Producers
Micah: 4 Obama/Oprahs on the Text
Big Boi - Shutterbug
Kevin: 9 BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHs
Micah: 8 Motorboats
This weeks winner: Big Boi - Shutterbug
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